Issue archive

• Every carrier is breaking down. Their landlord just ran 19% in five sessions. · 2026-10-11
• One of yesterday's 52-week lows has a habit of getting bought back inside a week · 2026-10-10
• The banks report into the worst tape on the board, and at one of them a beat has been the worse day · 2026-10-09
• One mega-cap's options are the priciest they've been in a year, and the stock is barely moving · 2026-10-08
• A software name just went up 40% in a week. The overbought tag is the boring part. · 2026-10-07
• One name has owned Oct 7–13 since 2000, and the worst one cost 3.84% · 2026-10-06
• A line of gold miners showed up for this week. The only name that qualified sells rotisserie chickens. · 2026-10-05
• Defending that floor cost 5.26% in a week. Thursday it broke anyway. · 2026-10-04
• Eight of its officers bought on a single day in August. It's now the fastest-moving name on our board. · 2026-10-03
• Three stocks got washed out yesterday. One of them has no business bouncing. · 2026-10-02
• A beat here is worth half a percent. A miss has cost six. · 2026-10-01
• It beats twice as often as it misses, and a beat is still a red day. It reports tonight. · 2026-09-30
• Only one name in the whole book has a standout record for next week, and it isn't American · 2026-09-29
• One name broke $120 on Friday. Its own history says that's when it goes up. · 2026-09-28
• It beats most quarters. The stock falls anyway, and it reports Wednesday night. · 2026-09-27
• One of them fell 13.8% in five sessions. The other one has the record. · 2026-09-26
• A trillion-dollar chipmaker reports Wednesday, and beating hasn't been the good outcome · 2026-09-25
• Only one sector beat the market last month, and everything that got sold is one trade · 2026-09-24
• One stock's options are the priciest they've been all year, and still too cheap · 2026-09-23
• The worst September 22 this stock has ever had cost 2.69% · 2026-09-22
• The name reporting Wednesday that gets no credit for beating · 2026-09-21
• The options market has NVDA priced as a calm stock. It's been moving at a 45% clip. · 2026-09-20
• It beats almost every quarter and still closes red. It reports Wednesday. · 2026-09-19
• Two companies report Wednesday morning with the same beat record. The market only pays one of them. · 2026-09-18
• One stock got knocked back from its 52-week high yesterday. That's historically been the good news. · 2026-09-17
• Today's best name has never lost more on this date than it usually makes · 2026-09-16
• One name went overbought this week by moving 0.1% · 2026-09-15
• The best record on today's date belongs to the most overheated stock on the board · 2026-09-14
• One name lost $1,700 this week, and its own record says that was the good part · 2026-09-13
• The best mid-September this stock ever had was 2008. Yes, that 2008. · 2026-09-12
• The week ahead belongs to one name, and it isn't the one that owns today · 2026-09-11
• It broke out through $750, then lost 18% in five sessions · 2026-09-10
• The market's most notorious rollercoaster owns the tamest week on the calendar, and it starts tomorrow · 2026-09-09
• It has missed estimates three times in its entire life, and that's not the strange part · 2026-09-08
• The most stretched stock on the board today is also the quietest one · 2026-09-07
• One of the market's wildest names has lost this week exactly once since 2010 · 2026-09-06
• It has gone UP on the quarters it missed. It reports Thursday. · 2026-09-05
• It's at the top of its year — and it's lost money in eight of the last ten · 2026-09-04
• Twenty of the last 26 years, the week starting tomorrow has belonged to one chip name · 2026-09-03
• Eighteen years of first weeks in September, and the worst one lost 3.4% · 2026-09-01
• Its own insiders bought all summer. A beat has been worth 0.7%. · 2026-08-31
• Six insiders bought nearly $4 million of one stock this summer, and it reports Wednesday night · 2026-08-28
• The whole week hangs on one report after today's close, and its bad quarters have been a rounding error · 2026-08-26
• Nothing wrong with the most beaten-up names today except the sector they live in · 2026-08-25
• A miss here has historically cost exactly nothing, and it prints Wednesday night · 2026-08-24
• One name reporting this week has never missed a quarter. It barely gets paid for it. · 2026-08-23
• It has never missed a quarter, and it still moves twice as hard as Nvidia · 2026-08-22
• The wildest move on the board belongs to a stock with four good years in the last ten · 2026-08-21
• Zero misses on the whole record, and the stock still swings 6% when it prints · 2026-08-20

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